painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi March 3, 2016

fuck pickles

In simple terms; saturday detention for theatre people.
An extra session in which actors preparing for a show gather with the objective of properly learning their lines.

Friend: can you hang out on Saturday?

Actor Friend: Can't i have a fuck pickles i need to go to for my amazing show Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

by giules_95 October 27, 2013

Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.

Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know

by malle122 October 19, 2010

Albino Pickle

A pickle that likes to be tossed in a spice garden with a blonde wig on. It usually has a better time when googley eyes are glued on, or if it has an erection because of a cucumber.

Woa! Look at that Albino pickle go!
Damn, those things are AMAZING.
Yeah, screw Kardashians. This shit is amazing,

by ginathedragonslayer January 5, 2012

Chayce Pickle

A complete DUMBASS

And LOVES ZINGER BURGER

he will marry a zinger burger in the future

I saw Chayce Pickle eating Zinger Burger last night

by Big_Mac_Sauce. March 5, 2019

pocket pickle

the act of getting a hand job through ones pocket

i jut got a pocket pickle when the teacher was not lokking

by pocket pickle December 8, 2010

Pull The Pickle

To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.

"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."

by CanWe July 8, 2015