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Silver Peanut 

1. A nocturnal college student who's secretly a genius.

2. A type of sexual position involving a peanut (It is important that the peanut is unsalted) and a silver 1986 Toyota Carolla.
Bob: "Who's that kid walking around outside at four in the morning?"
Matt: "Oh, that's just Ed. He's such a silver peanut."

or

Joe: "Wow! That silver peanut last night was amazing! Wasn't it babe?"
Sally: "No"
Silver Peanut by carlshake46 December 29, 2011
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the wild peanut 

noun: a large hairy primate that has homosexual tendencies, turns green and smashed when angered.
your the wild peanut.

salty peanut 

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.
When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.
salty peanut by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich

you will need:
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter

step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie
My tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich costed $8 at the Ritz in Cayman.

Bottom Heavy Peanut 

A very thicc person with especially wide upper thighs.
Damn, Emma is a real Bottom Heavy Peanut.

Little Peanut 

By far the most beautiful girl in the world. She is amazing in every sense of the word. Smart, funny, cute, sexy, kind, comforting, loving, caring, adventurous, kindhearted, witty and so much more. Just being with her is the highlight of the day. When she walks into a room everybody cant help but look because they know she is something special. She is everything I have ever asked for.
ME: SFK?
Little Peanut: HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM :( :*
ME: HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM:( :*
Little Peanut by TOANBOAN November 30, 2016

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone 

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!
dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone