poser

the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as afi) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI! that song miss murber is like sooo cool!
true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps?
punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH! *BOOM!*
true afi fan: rot in hell

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

poser sleeve

A sleeve tattoo only on the forearm, sleeves should be worked down from the shoulder.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve
what a fag

by hhhhhhh444 March 17, 2009

poser

a wrong way of spelling poseur if anyone you know spells it like this, they are the real poseur

MSN conversation

friend one- man that bob is such a poser

Friend two- wtf its poseur nub

*friend 2 e-slaps friend 1*

by quiksliver September 25, 2006

crunch pose

when you have done something lucky or

you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be

i just scored with this girl that was way out of my league but she was drunk..crunch pose

by onithekid October 17, 2010

poser

A person who says that they love a certain style of music or clothing, (etc.) but really doesn't, and is trying to fit in.

Emily: Oh my God that girl is a poser! She doesn't like Green Day! I am the biggest Green Day fan!!!
Angela: Emily there are a ton of people who love Green Day much more than you. You are not their #1 fan.
Emily: Well I consider myself their #1 fan.
Angela: You only have one CD, there is a ton of Green Day CDs.

If you only have one CD of a band because you think it will make you cool, you are identified as a poser.

by Hawthorne Heights lover December 28, 2005

poser

n. Someone who claims/pretends to be something they're not because, it's the "cool" thing to be. They act like they like certain things, and in reality they don't. They try to fit in and conform to the public's opinions. They don't have an original mind, and try to think like everyone else.

See also: poseur, sheep, wannabe

"Those kids who like Avril Lavgine sure are posers."
Someone who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk.

by Linky June 15, 2006

poser

A person who calls someone a poser is a poser

if you call some one a poser you're pretty much just trying to cover up the fact that you're a poser maybe that person you're calling a poser just wants to change themselves for the better and you should just leave them alone

by punkrox777 July 16, 2007