The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.
Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.
Person 2: That is the life.
by 62474 November 10, 2009
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I think you'll find that's a porky-talkie. They're especially for fat ugly security guards like Pork Scotch.
I think you'll find that's a porky-talkie. They're especially for fat ugly security guards like Pork Scotch.
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A co-porker is a female who enjoys sleeping with married men at work. They can hardly be called a co-worker as that would imply that work is being accomplished. Rather, they spend their time porking. Co-porkers are usually trashy and have herpes.
"My husband treats his office like most men treat a pick-up bar. He always seems to find the office co-porker within two weeks of beginning a new job."
"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."
"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."
by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006
Get the Co-porker mug.Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.
by Mykey1 September 26, 2006
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Get the porkheads mug.v. The act of waking up in the morning after a drunken night, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. Similar to the wardrobe choices of Porky Pig.
Tom told everyone at the lunch table that he had seen a guy porky pigging it, but they knew he was lying to get friends.
Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard.
Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard.
by My Hibachi April 17, 2006
Get the Porky Pig mug.As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.
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