Pinto and Rufus

Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.

"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."

"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"

"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."

by Professor Shemp March 27, 2017

pinned-back

When a human or animal has had too much marijuana

That guy is pinned-back after that last bong hit

by emilejfagerstromiv December 10, 2018

Pissget

The area of the toilet where piss get.

Ah man, my nuts got wet when they touched the pissget.

by Beansupreme69 December 23, 2018

Pizza Ridge

The ridge on the roof of your mouth that always seems to burn and peel when you are too impatient to wait for your pizza to cool down.

Toby burned his pizza ridge after taking a bite of the hot pizza. Damn that molten tomato sauce.

by Vivi. December 29, 2019

pillig

The combination of being cheap and embarrassing

Wow, Jimmi, you're being so pillig right now. Could you please stop?

by Bofadese February 27, 2020

Pink sleepingbag

A prolapsed butthole.

Holy shitballs bro! I can't believe your fiance is the chick with the pink sleepingbag from that porno.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Piperine

Piperine is the chemical found in black pepper that gives it it's spice. Piperine is the scientific name for pepper.

Steve: Kevin, can you pass the piperine?

Kevin: Sure!

Steve: Fernando, can you pass the sodium chloride?

Fernando: Here you go!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 17, 2021