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Now We Stand 

1. A punk band from South Shore MA. (noun)
2. Can also be used as a verb to change the style of a song. (verb)
3. Also, its when you fuck the shit out of ur dog in the asshole and you claim victory. (verb)
4. Can also be described as a massive orgy that you have with your band mates. (noun)
5. Now We Stand can also be described as the most sexiest people ever! and they can only be compaired to god! (noun)
6. The ritual of telling sexual adventures/stories at fast food places, commonly taco bell. (verb)
7. While driving around your local center of town, rolling down the windows of your car, and yelling MILF! (verb)
8. The act of stealing cones from your town, and feeling badass for it. (verb)
9. Being jewish. (adj)
10. To stand up simultaneously (verb)
"Now We Stand is a sick punk band from MA."
"Dude i hate how this song sounds we have to Now We Stand it."
"I gave my girlfriend (dog) the Now We Stand today and it was amazing."
"Last night, my friends all Now We Standed around town at the women"
"Now we stand, for the pledge of allegience"
Now We Stand by NWSGods March 4, 2010

Nowaytoescape 

Old player of World Conquest and big fan of dick and balls at the age of 14.
Sounds asian.
Had sex with a trap.

Conqueror from World Conquest
"You lied about being a girl when your actually transgender, I hate you bitch, I hate you fucking bitch. MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
~ Nowaytoescape 2019, November 1st
Nowaytoescape by WC Man Winston November 9, 2019

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]] 

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink [blocked]
P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

Now there's a pretty meme 

Person A: Now there's a pretty meme
Person B: Exquisite!

And now sports 

Saying for when a person thinks something is extremely irrelevant or unimportant. It mimics a news reporter.
Hillary Clinton just won the West Virgina Primary...and Now Sports.

Going nowhere fast 

1. To not make any progress.

2. Attempting to reach a goal that will lead you nowhere.
1. You may think you're making progress, but you're really going nowhere fast.

2. Despite his efforts, the result led him back to where he started. He went nowhere fast.
Going nowhere fast by rtivey01 December 3, 2019