greek foot massage

when receiving a foot massage the massuesse flips you over and forcibly shoves there thumb up your rectum

freind :how was the massage

victim :good till i found out it was a "greek foot massage "

by lulzilla October 21, 2008

massapequa

pussy ass town that started a gay facebook event for the farmingdale vs. massapequa varsity football game for 2010 thinking they would win, but obviously didnt and got their asses beat in varsity(on their homefield LOL) and jv in the same day... what idiots..

did you go to that massapequa vs. farmingdale game?

yeah massapequa needs to step their game up big time if they keep talking shit about how good they are...

by fuck pequaaa November 6, 2010

Massachusetts Mascara

When the male ganitalsis shoved fiercly into the female eye socket causing undeniable pleasure. Once injected the man lets seamon loose into the eyelid.

man 1:Ay yo nigga i be givin my bitch a massachusetts mascara and dat bitch be blind and runnin into things ALL day!

man2: DAM Cuddii u be lucky as HELL

man 1:NIGGA I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

by MIKE JONES THA FOURTH June 5, 2011

swedish massage

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004

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When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.

Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

Kentucky back massage

When you have anal and jizz all over your partners back and rub your balls on their back and the jizz speads around their back

Burke: i just had Kentucky back massage.
Carlie: whats that?
Burke:Here I will show you!
Carlie:Okay(takes off clothes)
Burke:( Jizzes on carlies back and spreads it around with his balls)
Carlie: that felt good

by The unkn0wn May 28, 2012

Greek Massage

Massage is the practice of soft tissue manipulation with physical, functional, and in some cases psychological purposes and goals. But a Greek massage specifically implies spitting on the persons back as the main source of stimuli.

Patron: "Sir, may I please have one Greek Massage?"

Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"

Patron: "moderate to heavy!"

by PineappleUndertheSea March 10, 2009