strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Jaggal Meat

When one cums in an envelope 20-40 times then mails it to someone.

Dude who the $%#@ sent me this Jaggal Meat in the mail. That shit smells horrible!

by Miniz March 15, 2007

meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job

Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"

by drummist July 4, 2006

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

meat kiwis

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

by Jona Skyday October 30, 2007

Meat Space Ship

Another word for Penis.

Hey Sweet thang would you like to ride my meat space ship later?

by K8te69 December 18, 2008