There's Something About Mary Syndrome 

1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.

-can be abbreviated to TSAMS

1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"

"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."

2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"

"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"

There's Something About Mary Syndrome by benny stiler September 7, 2009

minchia-mary

Distinct to east end montreal exists the phenomemenon of mixing spoken english with french and italian grammer or syntax. Any user of this unusual hybrid languge can be referred to as a minchia mary. The male counterpart would be known as a minchia Joe.

Minchia-mary, do me three coffees to bring! (fare me tre caffe per portare) Even me I don't put those dresses. (I will not wear that style of dress either)

minchia-mary by Baffone February 24, 2008

William and Mary 

The best school in the state of Virginia, William and Mary has a rich tradition of being better than the polo-wearing tools from the University of Virginia. The College, as it is often known, is where the smart kids from high school go to be surrounded by like-minded people who think activism, volunteering, and studying receive priority over partying (that's not to say there are no parties -- it's a college, so beer-pounding parties can be found every weekend). The College is a place where underachievers bitch about not getting in and washouts bitch about not getting out. There are many critics of the College who criticize the studiousness of students there -- that is only because some people forget the ultimate goal of college is to get an education, not a drinking problem. William and Mary is a place to go if you want to challenge yourself during the week and get the "college experience" during the weekend. Hark!

William and Mary has a good balance between getting shit done (i.e., studying and actually learning, social and political activism, and volunteering) and getting the "college experience" (i.e., going to the countless frat parties in the units Friday and Saturday night, drunkenly stumbling back to your dorm from Ludwell, and sneaking onto the grounds of the Governor's Palace in the middle of the night). Hark!

William and Mary by Tribesman January 9, 2012

Muscle Mary 

Gay men obsessed with achieving the perfect body.

Muscle Marys often spend hours at the gym lifting weights to secure a good physique.

Muscle Mary by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

alexandra mary 

She is creative and strong willed, and she may be a person who you will need most at times even if you are not aware of it. However it is advisable to not always rely on her for she can be lazy at most times. Despite this she is always ready for a laugh and will be a surprising friend to you, because she believes she is a good friend, although you might think she's mistaken at first.

Person 1: Isn't that Alexandra Mary doodling over there?
Person 2: Yes. she is so creative, that's why she's good at art.

alexandra mary by Hello I'm New June 12, 2016

Bunch of Mary’s

An insult aimed directly towards or behind the backs of a group of males. Bunch of Mary’s means the males are pansy’s or beta males.

“Wow you guys are a bunch of Mary’s”

“Look at those guys, what a bunch of Mary’s”

Bunch of Mary’s by User 2728 April 6, 2020

William and Mary 

Contrary to popular belief, it IS university. Haters fall back.

The College of William and Mary is not named the University of William and Mary because it is trying to maintain its history.

William and Mary by fart12345 May 26, 2009