a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!
o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!
by emily July 6, 2004
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by hotter than u December 18, 2004
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Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends
by crawl the warrior king May 2, 2007
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by Dudesir October 28, 2008
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by Willingham McDurbanshingle October 16, 2005
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by Kyle McKenna May 13, 2005
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