japanese rain goggles

When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.

Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!

by nickeh! November 28, 2010

goggle the rooster

blow job...................à

"So can she goggle the rooster?"

by ALF December 21, 2004

Goblets

An adjective used to exclaim an act of pure godliness on the golf course. Hitting a tough or clutch shot.

Goody: "Fang is on the 18th green with a forty footer for eagle and the win....and he sinks it!!!!!"

Wilson and Lucas: "Goblets!!!"

by Zeus1 April 13, 2009

strawberry goggles

when a man places his balls in a womans? eyes

dude i gave your mom black eyes when i gave her my strawberry goggles

by monkeytoucher December 27, 2008

big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O--

When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style

ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1

... fuck nah : say guy 2

by big fat ass making it clap360 August 16, 2022

Gobless

the term used to describe a young, attractive, funny, al- round perfect girl, this term is rarely used in a structured sentence.

do i look fat in this?" "You're fucken gobless aye

by mkkdrew August 19, 2010

Speed Goggles

Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.

"Wow she's cute"

"No mate, that's your speed goggles kicking, stop letching and snort this"

by draventwo April 12, 2009