ALF's definitions

Stratting

the act of crying in an attempt to get ones own way or to achieve sympathetic approval from a superior

hes stratting again.
he got the job by stratting.

by alf May 14, 2003

Queek

A gay nerd, a queer geek.

Why are so many Queeks into Batman?
It's the whole Batman/Robin relationship

by Alf April 25, 2006

rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.

by alf November 3, 2003

shroom slap

A shroom slap is when someone uses their dick to slap someone across the face, leaving an imprint looking like a shroom on their face.

Dude, guess what?! Getz told me that Jeff gave this one guy a shroom slap on the bus!

by ALF June 22, 2004

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

u-ey

A shorten form of "U-Turn," turning in the opposite direction you're driving.

(Yukmouth)
Put your seatbelt on,
cuz there's hella cops parked up the block.
(Knumskull)
Well nigga bust a U-ey then.
(Yukmouth)
Nigga fire up that doobie then.

by Alf May 19, 2006

tastes snatchy

something that taste pasty or faintly bitter

1: This cream tastes snatchy!!!

by ALF December 23, 2004