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Stratting

the act of crying in an attempt to get ones own way or to achieve sympathetic approval from a superior
hes stratting again.
he got the job by stratting.
by alf May 14, 2003
mugGet the Strattingmug.

Queek

Why are so many Queeks into Batman?
It's the whole Batman/Robin relationship
by Alf April 25, 2006
mugGet the Queekmug.

Zooted

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.
by Alf May 2, 2003
mugGet the Zootedmug.

goggle the rooster

blow job...................à
"So can she goggle the rooster?"
by ALF December 21, 2004
mugGet the goggle the roostermug.

Jonesy

1.An awesome example of something that mixes Rock and Roll and everyday life.

2. Something Trashy, Punky, Independent, and stylish.

After Steve Jones, Formerly of the Sex Pistols, and presently the host of Jonesy's Jukebox on INDY 103.1 Los Angeles
INDY 103.1
Garden State was so Jonesy.

No way dude..have you ever seen Sid and Nancy?

No, not Jonesy in a Literal sense. I mean JONESY like Life Aquatic.

Troy?

Not Jonesy.
by Alf January 18, 2005
mugGet the Jonesymug.

numbie

when you put cocaine in your mouth and it gets numb. usually after iicking a card or razor that was used to chalk up the lines.
hey, let me get a numbie off that cd case we used to bust
by alf December 20, 2003
mugGet the numbiemug.

Peado

Nick ford is a...
by Alf November 25, 2003
mugGet the Peadomug.

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