out of focus

state of affairs of a fat person

john was so fat i could barely make out bones, he was seriously out of focus.

kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

black forest shateau

This is when a male or female licks and sucks the anus of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. While the male or female is licking and sucking the anus the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.

Man: "Oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau"

Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"

by Dollyrocket July 16, 2011

Forusing

Perusing a forum.

Thomas: What are you doing there?
Josh: I'm forusing.

by Bassdoken October 15, 2011

forbush

The owner of the single bestest, most awesomest, dog named Shep in the world

The owner of that awesome dog named Shep over there must be a forbush.

by Guess. May 27, 2003

Forest Fever

when a non-white female exclusively dates white men. Opposite of Jungle Fever or Yellow Fever

"Ji Yoon only dates white guys, I think she's come down with Forest Fever"

by wordmaster 5000 August 10, 2016

hair forest

When a chick has sprayed her hair so heavily at the roots with hairspray so as to create what appears to be a hair forest of small trees growing from her scalp. This was very popular in the 80's and has a following in women who are of that generation.

Check out the hair forest that chick is sporting. Doesn't she know that her hair went out in 1985!

by charminredhead November 18, 2009

African Forest Crater

Slang for a women's hairy, smelly, loose, un-washed, constantly masturbated vagina.

Tom : Do you know that one girl down the street?
Jim : That one crack head girl?
Tom: Yeah, my homie, Todd, was about to give it to her untill he saw her african forest crater.
Jim: Eeeew, thats sick

by halla3 July 21, 2011