Definitions by charminredhead

hair forest 

When a chick has sprayed her hair so heavily at the roots with hairspray so as to create what appears to be a hair forest of small trees growing from her scalp. This was very popular in the 80's and has a following in women who are of that generation.

Check out the hair forest that chick is sporting. Doesn't she know that her hair went out in 1985!

hair forest by charminredhead November 18, 2009

trucker whore 

A woman who looks so used up that she is only alluring to truckers.

Good lord that woman is so tore up she could only get a job as a trucker whore.

trucker whore by charminredhead November 10, 2009