noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex

"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"

by PhilYoon November 3, 2011

Crotch fever

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011

Queso Fever

When a white person finds him or herself attracted to a person of hispanic descent.

A: "My new gardener is so hot!"
B: "Ooh girl, I know! I can feel the queso fever settin' in!"

by neyon August 29, 2013

semen fever

Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.

Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5

Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.

Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad

by The boner doctor January 6, 2014

Farm Fever

When people who do manual labor (ex. working on a farm) get horny more quickly than normal from the increased testosterone.

It's been such a long day, and I feel so horny... I think I have Farm Fever.

by Robogineer January 10, 2014

Vodka Fever

Much like "Jungle Fever", Vodka Fever refers to a sexual attraction specifically to Russians.

"Man, she has amazing грудь!"
"Careful, your Vodka Fever is showing."

by Renegade65 June 6, 2014

pinocchio fever

The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing

Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.

by Defmaster69 March 27, 2015