facebook whore

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on thefacebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.

Ken: "Sweet dogg! Caroline added me as a friend on the facebook today! That's basically 100% guaranteed ass-tappage! Giggidy giggidy!"
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)

by Nick D March 7, 2005

facbeook

What you get when your in too much of a hurry to check your facebook account.

Mark: Let me check my facebook
Markette: Okay
Mark: oops google couln't find it. Wait..I spelled facbeook.
Markette: Someone's in a hurry.

by Logan Kostur January 30, 2008

so's your face

The ultimate comeback. This can be said as a response to any insult directed at you. It doesn't even have to make sense, because "so's your face" makes sense in itself.

Mark: Dude, you know you love the cock.
Craig: Yea..so's your face!

by J Tran December 30, 2004

Abdul Factor

The property of pronounced and pathological incompetence particular to Arabs that results in failure despite numerical superiority or access to workable tools.

"'How did those Israeli jets get past the Syrian's new Russian air defense system?"
"'Abdul Factor, bro. The operators were busy drinking tea."

or

"Why did it take half a day for Egypt's emergency services to respond to the rock slide?"
"Abdul Factor, bro"

by B.R.1 October 27, 2008

factory air

the gap between a woman's thighs just below her crotch. also known as the beaver breather.

Check out the betty with factory air.

by whowantsahotkarl February 21, 2003

Facebook Follow-up

The act of writing on someone's Facebook wall, poking them, or sending them a Bumper Sticker after seeing them or hanging out with them, often to make light of a joke or incident from the hang-out session. Usually pointless, but creates excitement in the form of a new notification.

Girl #1: Matt and I played frisbee together earlier today, and usually he writes on my wall after we hang out. I'm wondering what I did wrong.
Girl #2: What? No Facebook follow-up?
Mother: Kids these days and their inorganic methods of communication.

by RidicYule July 27, 2008

Chub Factory

A night club frequented by fat ugly chicks.

"dude, where did you meet your girlfriend? At the chub factory"?

by Schmeat May 16, 2007