Engrish 

Words or phrases that have been translated into English with Google Translate or any other terrible means.

That Chinese place's sign is just plain Engrish.

Engrish by Pikxle January 25, 2018

Engrish Overroad 

A condition caused by gratuitous amounts of Engrish used in popular Japanese video games.

I suffered Engrish Overroad after playing King of Fighters '98 for five straight hours.

Engrish Overroad by Zonic Berm April 29, 2009

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman 

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

Dirty Englishman 

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.

At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet

Dirty Englishman by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

Englishbee

A member of the small family of Englishbees. They generally have curly brown hair, blue eyes, and strong jaw lines. There are, however, a few exceptions to this norm. They all have very prominent facial features. A majority of Englishbee males are over six feet tall and females over five and a half feet tall. Most are intellectuals, however, they have to look modern colloquialisms up on urban dictionary...

Person 1: He's at the top of his class and Prom king.
Person 2: He must be an Englishbee.

Englishbee by An Englishbee June 23, 2011

Englishing 

To speak English.

I am not Englishing very well today

Englishing by How Cliché June 25, 2018

Englis 

When someone forgets to add the H to english cuz their an idiot

luiz: los my acot in roblox 1000 mental pain.
jaden: Nice englis you idiot.
luiz: Yeah says the fucktard who cant spell english.

Englis by yeach October 30, 2021