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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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English Teacher

The worst Karen I've ever met. Everything has to go their way and if it does you get sent to the office. At the end of the year she will say how awful everyone was despite us doing anything.
Me: Ugh, Mrs. Morris is such a bitch
Friend: Well no dip, she an English Teacher
by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022
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english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
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