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Englishbee

A member of the small family of Englishbees. They generally have curly brown hair, blue eyes, and strong jaw lines. There are, however, a few exceptions to this norm. They all have very prominent facial features. A majority of Englishbee males are over six feet tall and females over five and a half feet tall. Most are intellectuals, however, they have to look modern colloquialisms up on urban dictionary...
Person 1: He's at the top of his class and Prom king.
Person 2: He must be an Englishbee.
Englishbee by An Englishbee June 23, 2011
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non-englisher

a person who cant say or use English words properly in a sentence
Maria is a non-englisher and a slow typer bc she cant put words properly together.
non-englisher by AllEyesOnMeee_ April 28, 2019

Englished 

To get unbelievably stupid drunk
I went to McSorleys the other night and got so englished that I fell asleep on the train and wound up in the middle of nowhere.
Englished by DBrads March 12, 2008

Englished 

To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.
You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.
Englished by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009

Englished 

to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.
"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."
Englished by Deke Miller April 13, 2007

Englishie 

Used by Scottish people, and in some cases Welsh people to describe English speakers who speak with a stereotypical "British accent", appear or think they're upper class and are at times patronising to working class people.
When Rob left Glasgow to study his master's at Cambridge, he came back very Englishie.

They may call themselves Scottish in Edinburgh, but they're very Englishie.

Many incomers to Wales are complaining about the bilingual road signs & Welsh speakers. That's just Englishie.

I like living in Liverpool, most people there aren't Englishie.

The political class in London are very Englishie.

Although my friends in Manchester are proud to be English, they're not very Englishie.

The term expat is very Englishie.
Englishie by Kev85 August 20, 2022

Englishmen 

Englishman- a stuck up snob from the eastern part of the UK, south of scotland, east of wales and west of france, Englishmen were usually found shagging sheep in mediavel times, but because there was no fine for shagging a sheep, welshmen used to steal sheep and if they got caught they would say they were going to shag it to prevent them from being fined, hence why the welsh are sometimes known as "sheepshaggers" englishmen believe that they are better than any other country in the UK when in fact they are not. englishmen have many different accents because they are so argumentitive they couldnt decide on one accent. the scots,welsh and irish usually hate the english because of theyre smugness they are usually chavvy and take drugs.
person 1-" look at that smug chavvy bastard wearing baggy clothes and shagging a sheep"

person 2-"thats my brother you prick"

person 1-"oh you must be the englishmen family thats just moved here then"
Englishmen by Limezuk September 9, 2011
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