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douchebaggerous

Something a douchebag would do.
It was very douchebaggerous when he wrote his phone number on an ATM receipt for that girl.

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by great_write_whale December 16, 2009
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Douchebagery

The medical term to describe and or diagnose the mental and compulsive behavior of someone with outstanding 'asshole' like attitude.
Such person usually realizes, yet continues to make fale conclutions of their own illness.
A cure of Douchbagery has not yet been found, but reasearch labs are in the process of such cure.
Its not your fault, its the Douchebagery!
by alpclip October 11, 2010
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douchebag shuffle

An extremely lame dance performed at clubs or parties in which the dancer slowly bounces up and down in time with the music while twisting his upper body slightly from side to side. The dancer's feet remain on the ground, and arms stay motionless at the dancer's sides.

This dance is performed primarily by douchebags, mainly because it is the only dance that they are able to perform besides grinding.
-"Let's go. This club is full of assholes."
-"How do you know?"
-"Everyone's doing the douchebag shuffle."
by Milky Cannon March 4, 2011
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douchebag

"dude, you see that guy over there?"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"
by niqua October 29, 2013
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douchebag

Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!
Whats that smell? Oh, its that douchebag over there!
by Steingalkrs July 30, 2014
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DOUCHEBAG

SOMEONE WHO HAS THE THINKING LEVEL OF PEOPLE AND IS NOT AFRAID TO HEIR HIS/HER OPINIONS EVEN WHEN THEY MAY HURT OTHERS(THE TRUTH HURTS ANYWAYS)
HE SAID I AM UGLY TO MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC HE WAS BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
by TEMP M September 29, 2015
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douchebag

"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me
I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!
by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017
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