And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
by jason_litty July 2, 2024
Get the Uncle Davemug. by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023
Get the Dave Savemug. by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019
Get the El Davemug. by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017
Get the Dave Burleymug. The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can
by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017
Get the Dave’s Teacanmug. Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone
by Godsmacker December 18, 2019
Get the Crazy davemug. by SXMN June 7, 2019
Get the Davedmug.