ding dong

A word used to exlaim various forms of exasperation or frustration. It is a very versatile word.

1.What the ding dong?!
2. Flippin, ding dong...(insert noun)

by Mike023485029485 September 17, 2006

Ding-Dong Ditch

ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.

Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.

by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010

king kong dong

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

Magnum dong

When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man

My boyfriend magnum donged me last night.

by Plump wang69 January 4, 2020

Gonzo Dong

A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way to make it look like Gonzo's Nose.

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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"

by Anonymous November 19, 2004

cheese dong

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.

How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.

by maxfalco August 28, 2006