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Dashboard Confessional

Okay, now I'm not going to totally call Chris a total pussy here, but here's the deal with Dashboard. They aren't emo. As much as you'd like to think so, they just aren't. Hands Down is a fucking amazing song, so is Age Six Racer. Chris Carabba (or however you spell his last name) is talented, and I do enjoy a little Dashboard once in a while. I also think that he's writing from the heart and it's some good stuff. Emo?

He. Destroyed. Emo.

He took emo music and made it mainstream. He's all over TRL. He's on t-shirts (and not cool ones, like the one's with Bert McKraken from The Used, that say "Berty is my Homeboy" and he looks like Jesus).

And he cried during a song. That's too much. I mean, seriously? That's pathetic. Now, I cry too, I can be emo once in a while, but onstage, in front of like three thousand people? No. And he stopped the song too, didn't he? Man, that's bull. Kids don't want to see that. Kids want you to finish the damn song.

Now, please, do not flame me. Dashboard Confessional, by all means, is a good band. Definitely not "the best emo band ever", because Taking Back Sunday takes them, rapes them up the ass and runs over them with an 18-wheeler. Carabba is a good singer and a good guitarist and a good composer. Does he make emo music? No. Does he write thoughtful lyrics? If they make sense to you, then by all means, yes. Do they make sense to me? Sometimes, but usually I think it's crap.

Honestly, let's just categorize music into "rock". So Taking Back is "rock" and so is Dashboard. However, Taking Back Sunday is "good rock" and Dashboard Confessional is "not-so-good rock". Of course, their shittiness has NOTHING on Simple Plan. But that's another entry.

Plus, Chris waxes his eyebrows?
dude1: "so i LOOOOOVE dashboard confessional like so much!"

dude2: "taking back sunday will rape them up his waxed eyebrowed anushole and murder them with an emo knife"
by james f September 4, 2005
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a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america
alli: damn, my friends left me again
matt: how emo are you feeling?
alli: im dashboard emo
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Not the best emo band ever, but still in the top 3, they rock, whoever doesn't listen to them needs mental help seriously
I am vindicated, I am selfish I am wrong. they are so totally emo, they rock
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Fooled everyone for more than 24 hours and they were all wondering who it was behind the screen because they had nothing else to do. Dasha wrecked everyone and told them the truth of how the RIGHT wing is, well the RIGHT path. Also said about how democraps and libtards are deranged and those morons couldn’t handle the truth and cried like a baby.
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Girl who has an attractive face, but the rest is not so attractive. When you see someone in a vehicle you mainly see what is below the face/head level.
I was in the parking lot at the mall and saw this girl who was nice. Until she got out of her car and I found out she was a dashboard cutie
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DaShawn is a unisex name that can be used for a girl or boy. Usually when used for a girl the first “a” is long being pronounced like “DayShawn”. When pronounced this way it is a very beautiful name! The female DaShawn’s are usually really cool, creative, organized, peacemakers, but leaders! She is beautiful inside and out! DaShawn’s are usually very spiritual beings who are serious about their spirituality (Mind, Body, Soul). She loves to have fun, laugh, and is very confident! She is known for her gentle, faithful, and loving spirit. Your mother will never stop asking about this one that you let get away! A great friend, mother, and wife! She is very loyal for sure and not one to ever cross over, you’ll forever regret it! The name is made out of creativity and she/he will be a very creative but professional being!
You should ask DaShawn to decorate your party she is very creative!
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