Candyland

Another way of saying lets have Oral Sex. Especially if some else is in the room or something.

Jaclyn:Oh i wanna play candyland!
Tim:alrighty then
Rick: Pshh thats gay im leaving now.

( they straddle each other and 69)

by CBrownStud October 1, 2009

candypants

1. someone so sweet and adorable you want to eat them.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.

1. Preeti: You look so good today.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.

by honue April 20, 2006

Oklahoma Nose Candy

When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.

Wow, that Oklahoma Nose Candy is the shit.

by bigredk5 October 18, 2008

Candy

A Common Name for a prostitute or stripper. The y is commonly replaced with an "i"

" Hey Candi get cho skanky ass over here and gimme my 5 cents worth"

by Kera and Nicole January 19, 2004

candy corn

Supposeably a "candy". Its colored in patterns of white, orange, and black, and it looks identical to those door-stopping wedges. Although the candy has been served for.... fuck, I don't know, decades? Still its also known as one of the most horribly tasting, and ignored treats, of all time!

Even comedians said it, "Hmmm, candy corn? *eats and makes a negative facial emotion* IT TASTES LIKE CRAP! *crowd bursts into laughter, clap clap clap*"

And this isn't some young upstart, this is a old guy, which further proves that candy corn is a salty-fatty tasting orange enigma that lived for decades.

by Chang Tan October 31, 2003

Cowboy Candy

Another name for a a chew.

"Time to pack some cowboy candy"

by paxperse November 8, 2006

Ontario Eye Candy

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

by the semen banditz December 16, 2008