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Man-child 

Predominantly in their mid-thirties to early forties and typically hide in their mom's basement playing video games and watching my little pony hentai.
They refuse to act their age and yet want the world to treat them as adults when it is most convenient for them. Most have the appearance of an overweight slug and lack even the most basic of social skills.
More often than not these sorry individuals aren't really autistic, but simply are lazy and were raised wrong.
This trait is often paired with being a weeaboo or a male feminist who not only has never had sex with a woman, but likely hasn't seen their dick in years due to their obesity and perpetual sitting posture.
Other key signs that you are dealing with a man-child are:
1.) Refusal to see that they are in the wrong.
2.) Hisses at the mere sight of sunlight.
3.) Making shitposts on 4chan and Reddit about sensitive topics.
4.) Extremely homophobic and racist.
5.) Owns at least seven fedoras.
6.) Hasn't bathed in months.
7.) Posts bad photoshops of them and their waifu on social media.
8.) When angered, will launch into a foaming rage and rant on the internet on how they're being oppressed and discriminated against.
9.) Has severe arthritis in one hand from jacking it so often.
10.) Creates Sonic OCs.
Guy 1: *mortified* "What the hell is that ugly thing?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just the neighborhood man-child. He must have escaped his mom's basement."

Butt child 

A butt child is a a weak minded follower of another individual normally a partner/boss at work. He/she has no free will or independent thought but is completely infatuated with their icon and follows them around unthinkingly. They agree with everything their idol says without hesitation like a child.

Often a weaker member of a particular nauseating couple who dotes upon their partner unaware of what this looks like to others.

Annoying acolyte who imitates their masters actions.
Did you see the way that douche followed her round all night, jeez what a Butt child.

At work Mike agrees with everything Rob says. Mike is Rob's Butt child.

I saw Hannah and her butt child at the bar.
Butt child by berto744 June 21, 2010

anal child 

a man having the baby of another man via his anus.
john had bobby's anal child after a night of wild homo sex
anal child by bob smith May 13, 2005

sun child 

Normally someone wise, and that may have had some trouble dying their hair, thus resulting in a blonde catastrophe. Everyone goes to a sun child for advice.
You're no help Jimmy, I need a Sun Child.
sun child by Gabbeh June 11, 2008

sweet child o mine 

Remembering happier days of times gone by that nothing or noone can bring back.The smiles that reach the eyes that sometimes dont quite make it there no more.Times of carefree living, loving, grasping life by its coat tails and going for the ride.A time to cherish and appreciate and try never to let go of the spirit you had so happy within.To have one sound that can bring it all back even if for only a few minutes, to taste smell and savour....if only.
To take all that you enjoy and bottle it up for harder times and sink deep into the realms of bliss.

Take me back there just for a while
Remind me how it feels to smile
Let me be a child once more
Hoping and wishing is what those days were for.
Sweet child o mine

Holy Child - Rye 

the last definition is all fine and dandy if that's how you see the world (no one is up to your standards). Holy child is a grade 5-12 school. Most of the people who come here are from diverse backgrounds. Sometimes you get snauty people who don't know any better, but you also get a good mix of people who give it to you strait. The people here are smart and quick thinking. Although they may be catty at times. They will bucle down when it comes to problem solving. But I must be real, we are a great school but this school has faults, as does other schools. Most people miss the boys and spend about 2-4 years here then go back to coed, this is more of a transition school. People go here for our good curriculum then maybe go to boarding school or some other sort of school. Yea we might have lasbians, computer hackers, sluts, snooty people, impulsive people, preppy people, artsy people, the know it alls, and the too cool for school people, but we all come together and form this unique Holy CHild School. With its imperfections we still kick major ass when it comes to the competition*
Person 1: Holy Child - Rye is full of some WEIRD ASS people
Person 2: Yea but they're still so friggin awesome