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Like Battle

Where two people "like" each other's posts on Facebook repeatedly.

Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.

Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.
(Facebook Status)

Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.

Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.

Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.

Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.

John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.
by Facebook McDoodle November 23, 2011
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a battle cat

If you already know what a cat is then, we'll let you know that the word battle means that you're basically comitting ww2 all over again.
oh no! The germans are using a battle cat against us!
by Mikkhal and Axuel April 26, 2017
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Helicopter Battle

The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.
Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?

Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.

Doctor: Every DAMN time.
by InfiniteShoX October 4, 2017
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miss battleaxe

A person in horrid Henry who likes to mags people
by Rageface studios June 8, 2019
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National battle of the Josh’s

On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.
Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.

Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.

3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.

Josh: just the national josh battle.

3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.

National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.
by Woris2216 April 25, 2021
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Dad Battler (FNF)

A Dad Battler is a person who competitively plays Dad Battle on Friday Night Funkin' or Roblox FNF.
Hey bro I'm a Dad Battler (FNF).
by Daddy Dearest (FNF) April 27, 2021
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YT Battles

by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax August 16, 2021
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