Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.

Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.

by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009

booty-bumping

(verb) The anal ingestion of a drug, administered with a syringe. The method is nearly as effective and as fast as intravenous method. As with all things there can be some unpleasant side effects depending on what chemical/drug is being injected.

Stevie could not hit a vein for shit earlier. I think he did it that on purpose because in short order after a few attempts, the fagget-singer broke the needle tip off his rig, raised up in the seat, cause I was driving when he did it, and then he worked his hands behind him and gave me a first hand demonstration of booty-bumping.

by Nikki Stixx May 1, 2021

bumpin uglies

Fucking

Home girl be bumpin uglies with one too many freaks.

by Sybermoms.com October 21, 2003

bumpin dat neck

(verb) 1. when one begins the process of talking trash towards another person. also known as talkin shit to another

shit talkin nig: daym nigga u lookin gay wit cho beat up shorts

normal nig: nigga y u ova there bumpin dat neck?

by anit-neck bumpin assoc. December 17, 2008

bumping uglies

1. sex between a male and a female

C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

bumpin

when your car stereo is up SO LOUD, you can feel it in your heart and stuff..

boom boom boom you can hear a bumpin' car from a block away

by Jennifer April 18, 2005

bumpin' tacos

vag(ina) on vag(ina) sex

Hey, did you hear that Bette and Tina were bumpin' tacos last night?

by gyozayum May 1, 2006