atomic blumkin 

is when a man is in the bathroom after taking a laxative and has a mad case of dirahia exploding all in the shitter while his girl is sucking his cock and getting sprayed in the face from the explosions of the males ass

mike was having an atomic shit and his g/f came in to give him the atomic blumkin and ended up leaving with a mouth full of cum and a face full of shit

atomic blumkin by rob6712 January 14, 2009

Cheezy Blumkin 

Eating cheese while enjoying a Blumpkin.

Ryan enjoyed a "Cheezy Blumkin" after Trisha delivered him some Taco Bob's.

Cheezy Blumkin by T-Krul March 13, 2009

Royal Bumpkin 

When a man is getting head from a girl and he shits on her chest while she is doing this.

Michael gave the royal bumpkin to that fine bitch named Aisha last night.

Royal Bumpkin by Shitbomber April 19, 2009

blumkin 

the act of receiving head while taking a shit

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

blumkin by nickqz October 11, 2009

Brokeback Blumkin 

The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

JT really enjoyed it when Neil gave him that Brokeback Blumkin last night.

Brokeback Blumkin by G W December 28, 2007

blumpkineer 

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

blumpkineer by agathasausage June 26, 2009

country bumpkin 

A hardworking person who lives outside town and speaks with a long, soft Southern drawl.

And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"

country bumpkin by Dylanv April 17, 2006