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National Blowjob Day

On October 31st men will receive a blowjob before NNN start.
Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏
by Sadeyes August 1, 2024
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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
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Daddy blowjob

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025
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president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025
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Brazilian Blowjob

When a guy is getting head while triangle choking (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu submission) the girl.
Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.

Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025
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British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.
That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….
by Cuppykate March 4, 2025
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Waikiki Blowjob

When a Waikikimasseuse” gives you a blowjob with the condom on
A. Bro That Hooker gave me a Waikiki Blowjob!
B. Bro that’s why You gotta pay extra

Aha
by Shia Lebeauf March 13, 2025
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