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apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.
That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth
by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008
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barrack

A sexy synonym for engaging in sexual intercourse: to fuck. Pronounced buh-rok.
I want to barrack Phung in the back of the bus.
by Hellameygan March 28, 2009
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Double Barreled Action

1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.

2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.

3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."

2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"

3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Barrying

When someone comes up with the biggest pile of ballshit the world has ever seen. Invented By Mathew Barry. Barrying can only be used to describe continuous amounts of ball shit that makes their breath smell like a baby elephants rectum.

Simple term - lying
An example of Barrying is 'I do not play world of warcraft!' or 'Did you know when monkeys fart it actually releases a highly toxic substance that causes 'ALIENS TO TAKE OVER HIS BODY!!!! WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!! THEYRE FIRING XRAY BEAMS OUTB OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPER CORES!! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO STOP THEM!!! KAPEWPEW KAPLOWY PEW PEW KAPLOWY!! DOCTOR WE NEED YOU TO DEFUSE THIS ATOM BOMB!! ALL IN A DAYS WORK!!!!
by stonedemofish May 26, 2010
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barryscotted

"Barryscotted" Is a golf term used to describe what happens to your ball after it has been putted and someone says "its in". Invairiably when 'its in', 'nice putt', 'go in' or any other terms of concession or encouragement are made prior to the ball actually 'going in' the ball always manages to find a way to 'stay out'. If you have hit the perfect putt, and someone 'talks to your ball' and it stays out, you have been 'Barryscotted'.

The origin of the term is east coast of Canada in nature (although widely heard throughout North America now) and is loosely tied back to a famous superintendent who held a particular disdain for ball talking.
You 'Barryscotted' me, that ball was center cup!"
by Beaglecaptain April 16, 2017
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A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
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The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.
I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.
by Donalddad August 22, 2020
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