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German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024
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german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.
by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021
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german rubber

Excessive anal perpetration, Diameter wise, that leads to a permanently stretched anus.
“Mr.Epstein gave little daisy German rubber
by The lean bener March 9, 2021
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German Margarita

When you cum in a girls mouth, spit a loogie in her mouth, and a tablespoon of sauerkraut, then cover her mouth, plug her nose and shake her head to mix.
Last night I had a German Margarita and it was delicious!
by ukrainiandevil21 December 10, 2019
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German sandwich

When a non german is sitting down with a german guy’s ass on the non germans dick, another non german then procedes sit on the german and the deficate on the germans dick
Yo, lets go make a german sandwich with kyal in the middle later.
by Freakybob December 28, 2024
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bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.
by thejoebagley September 4, 2021
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