Concrete Dildo

Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it

"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"

by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022

Dildo

A toy dick that people stick up their coochie… 😎

Women: that dildo is SO big…. Bigger than my husbands wee wee😩

by Robloxain August 15, 2021

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 23, 2021

Fucking dildoed

Verb: To get fucked (over), but without the fun.

Intercon security fucking dildoed me this week.

by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021

Dildo Nick

A man who talks about dildos

Dildo Nick really brought it up

by HG99 May 15, 2021

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021