Oakmont high school is a place where it’s acceptable to be a whore and date your homies friends. Where senior guys try to get with freshman girls. Where the best fucking sport is girls tennis. Where every teacher minus few are racist. Where white kids think they are from the hood. They have a better record of setting smoke detectors off in one day than the football team winning in 5 years.
John: “Oh you go to Oakmont high school, doesn’t that one girl go there?”
Mark: “Oh my ex? the one who cheated on me with all my friends, said the N-word and got molested by the band teacher”
John: “Yep that’s her!”
Mark: “Oh my ex? the one who cheated on me with all my friends, said the N-word and got molested by the band teacher”
John: “Yep that’s her!”
by kanyewestfan4life August 3, 2023
Get the Oakmont Highmug. by SH123456 July 13, 2021
Get the Pickle Highmug. Lemont High school is one big school in a boring town where half the time you go to the bathroom you see a kid hitting his nic stick 3000. everytime you walk in the hallway you see a group of trumpies and whole emo band.
by anonymous April 29, 2022
Get the Lemont High schoolmug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...mug. A school of 95% percent Mexicans and the minorities are the white people.
The school has amazing cultural preforming group with their Mariachi Miztli and Grupo Flokorico San Ysidro (GFSY)
Bernie Sanders held a political rally in December of 2019 at the high school which was accompanied by the groups stated above
It’s the last school in California before getting to Mexico and is usually the underdog school.
The school got media recognition for their “valedictorian incident” at their graduation in 2019, but recently have gotten more media coverage all over the state because of Mikey Williams’ 19/20 high school basketball campaign making him the number one ranked freshman in California and ranked number eight in the nation.
Education: 2/5
Sports: 3/5
Mexicans: 5/5
Drugs: 3/5 (not a big problem honestly)
The school has amazing cultural preforming group with their Mariachi Miztli and Grupo Flokorico San Ysidro (GFSY)
Bernie Sanders held a political rally in December of 2019 at the high school which was accompanied by the groups stated above
It’s the last school in California before getting to Mexico and is usually the underdog school.
The school got media recognition for their “valedictorian incident” at their graduation in 2019, but recently have gotten more media coverage all over the state because of Mikey Williams’ 19/20 high school basketball campaign making him the number one ranked freshman in California and ranked number eight in the nation.
Education: 2/5
Sports: 3/5
Mexicans: 5/5
Drugs: 3/5 (not a big problem honestly)
by PuroSydroCTMSoh February 4, 2020
Get the San Ysidro High Schoolmug. Sunglasses (typically worn indoors) specifically to conceal the eyes and the signs of drug influence, such as redness, light sensitivity, dilation, pinning, inability to focus on a single visual stimulus, inability to not focus on a single visual stimulus.
Him: I'm pretty sure they are doing drugs at work!
Her: What makes you say that?
Him: They are twitchy all the time and are always wearing those stay highs.
Her: What makes you say that?
Him: They are twitchy all the time and are always wearing those stay highs.
by Thy Majestic Hawk December 23, 2021
Get the stay highsmug. Supposedly premium gas that is actually just crappy-a** petrol that causes your engine to run really rough and lack power.
I wonder if the real reason that the dude who was driving the Hot Rod Lincoln experienced a lot of piston-pinging after his race with the Cadillac was that he was using high-knocktane fuel, rather than his simply having run his engine too hard.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
Get the high-knocktane fuelmug.