Woojin god 

A phrase that should be said often.

Person 1: Woojin god.

Person 2: How did you get in my house?

Woojin god by Averagejoe October 20, 2019

Charles Woodson 

An amazing defensive player for the Green Bay Packers. Winner of the Defensive Player MVP in '09.

3/4 of the world is covered in water.

The rest is covered by Charles Woodson.

Charles Woodson by IceCreamChocolate(: February 23, 2010

Danny Woodhead 

A short, white running back of the new england patriots. he was released by the jets and the pats signed him. he is so small that he gets lost behind the offensive line, and is impossible to tackle because of his stature. he can catch like a wide receiver, and can run like a running back...just another great patriot utility guy.

dude! where did Danny Woodhead go?! i cant see him...

idk man...wait, there he is! hes gonna score!

yeeeeah! i fucking love Woodhead.

Danny Woodhead by bob blackburg January 12, 2011

wooden pc 

A term often used in relation to loading screens in gaming. Describes a players loadtime as being very slow.

Ah man, you've got a wooden pc or what?

wooden pc by kaygeecee July 1, 2011

jelly-wood 

a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders

"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."

jelly-wood by Platinum Pimp March 7, 2006

wood duck 

70's term adapted from used cars,Easy target for sale of used car, sale of uesd car to customer with no idea, customer with little knowledge,

"Get a load of this wood duck"!
"This woody has no idea"
"I slammed a wood duck into this deal"

wood duck by Cassar November 16, 2006

woodwalker 

A Man or Woman who puts their life on the line daily to keep the lights on so that others may enjoy the luxury of electricity. Also referred to as lineman. They climb wood poles with hooks and work hot secondary from the pole or hot primary from a hot board. Sometimes these Woodwalkers spend hours standing on hooks to restore power. They also work out of bucket trucks. These men and woman are the backbone of America. With out their dedication many people would die during winter and summer months. Food would have to be stored in a different manner, I wouldn't be typing on a computer charged by the electricity they provide, and you wouldn't be on level 58 on whatever dumb game you're playing.

Jack: "I can't believe the power went out after that storm"
Buddy: "Quit your bitchin!!! The woodwalkers are here away from their families to restore the power so your mom can charge her secret toy"

woodwalker by hooking aint easy December 12, 2013