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Steely wheelie automobily 5

A game where you rob banks, smoke coke, and bang some hoes
Hey wanna go Steely wheelie automobily 5?

Happy Wheels 

Online flash game game made by Jim bonacci. He's making a sequel, but the original was made in the late 2000s. You need to make it to the finish line alive, and at any cost to your health. You can get your bike crushed, so crawl the way there.
No limbs, no problem. The captions in the image are edited in, and originally said by the video recorder.
It's available at totaljerkface.com (not a joke link for real)
Dude: let's see if I can beat the top replay on this happy wheels level.. wait no replays.
Happy Wheels by evanultra01 February 19, 2020

Kentucky Wheelbarrow 

When doing it doggystyle you pull back her arms and give her a push so that her face is now on the bed. Your lady now looks like a wheelbarrow.
Oh man Cindy and I really got into it last night. We acted like farmers and I gave her the good ol Kentucky Wheelbarrow!

Q: How do you please your lady?
A: Kentucky Wheelbarrow her all night bro...
Kentucky Wheelbarrow by TKF3 May 19, 2021

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even
How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

Ol' Five-Wheels 

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).
Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.
Ol' Five-Wheels by Lexodus August 4, 2010

deals on wheels 

Deals that are so good, that will only come for like a moment
Yo, that racket I got was "deals on wheels".
deals on wheels by WWNA February 24, 2014