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Jersey Troll 

A part mystical creature that lives on the third floor of a hall at the UW. Fairly cute, but beware of her POOR HYGENE. Spreading diseases and the flu are its primary purpose. You can usually find her in the bathroom bipassing the sinks and slamming her doors.

To be rid of Jersey Trolls you must aquire a Mystical Troll Flute, which is used to expell the Jersey Troll from her cave.

The Jersey Troll is also commonly known for her phrase "riddle me this" of mystical spell casting. Beware.
Elfin L: Ew, I saw the Jersey Troll and she didn't wash her hands!
Elfin M: That's fucking disgusting, I saw her do it to, and when I was walking out the door she blocked me and asked me to solve her riddle!!
Elfin L: Did you use the Troll Flute?!
Elfin M: Hell yes I did!
Jersey Troll by Elfin M & Elfin L January 20, 2009
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Cry Troll 

Used to describe someone online who has a massive hissy-fit, meltdown, breakdown; publicly online; and then announces they were 'trolling' to cover their embarressment.

First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.

When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.

When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
"I hate you all. You are all so unbelievably MEAN. I am taking my virtual ball and going HOME. I never want to SEE ANY of your fake profile pictures AGAIN. I am going to SUE you ALL for being such NASTY NASTY PEOPLE...."

"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."

"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"

"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
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Pol-Troll 

n., 1.) A person who friends a politician on FaceBook or other social networking site, only to heckle them. 2.) An offending post on a politician's FaceBook page or other social networking site which is heckling or otherwise unfriendly to the politician.

v., 1.) To heckle a politican you friended on FaceBook or other social networking site. 2.) To friend a politician for the sole purpose of heckling them. :evilgrin:
I went over to my Congressional Incumbent's FaceBook page to Pol-Troll all over it. He is truly a scumbag.

The City Commissioner didn't like it when I Pol-Trolled his FB page. But I just love being a Pol-Troll too much to stop. ;-P
Pol-Troll by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 26, 2010

night troll 

common nickname of hermione granger in a very potter sequel.
*Harry and Ron are on the Hogwarts Express: Ron is looking for something in his bag and Crookshanks jumps out* *Cat yowling and Harry + Ron screaming* *Hermione enters and grabs Crookshanks and says: Sorry, sometimes he just crawls into the darndest places.* *Ron replies: It's okay, just next time -- OH MY GOD NIGHT TROLL!
night troll by 07pr12 June 16, 2011

Slow your troll 

Something said to forum trolls when they are too obvious or over eager in their desire to get a reaction out of people. Said when they need to either ease it back a bit or stop trolling entirely.
PS3 is where its at xbox is awful!

slow your troll, homie.
Slow your troll by FacTheory January 1, 2010

the pussy troll

The pussy troll is a troll that lives in a womans vagina and wont let the woman have sex till married or it will bite the guys dick off
So this one time at band camp I was about to get it in when I felt this sensation on my tally wacker and next thing I know Im dickless, apparently she had the pussy troll
the pussy troll by Butthole mcgee November 16, 2013

goronchev smug fag troll 

Goronchev is the most annoying blogger/troll on youtube. Ignore this annoying faggot who seems to get on everyone's nerves, and has to die in a fire. If you ever watch his videos, you'll find them tl;dw. He is a racist pedophile. And a muscle head. He is the enemy of the lulz, and always gives anti-lulz.

* Smugfag has the ability to read Encyclopedia Dramatica.

* After 20000 times he finally succeeded at not laughing when saying: Nigga or alternatively, Nigger is a term of endearment for the half-ape, half-human creatures devolved from chimpanzees who eat fried chicken, watermelons and collard greens, write songs about raping white women and stealing welfare checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to pimp out their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Niggers are lazy, dumb, and most of all, they smell even after taking a shower.

* The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a negro's "To Do" list

* The only thing on a negro's "To Do" list is a Jew's small penis

* Jews did WTC

* Someone whose primary source of income is performing menial chores around the house has time too precious to waste on ED.

* Even the intellectually superior can sometimes miss the point.

* Smugfag has won teh internets.

* smugfags ego is longer than long cat.

* To make thing fair for Goronchev I have included what he has to say on the matter.

* He says he is not 27 years old but 15 years old.

* He says that he is not a gay paedophile but a paedophile and a gay.

* He say he pretends to rape girls 10 years younger then him, not to just have sex with them.

* He says his that his IQ is 26 instead of 25.

* He says he like dog ass not horse cock.

* He says that not all girls hate him if say count the ones who don’t know him.

* He says that he work for and lives with his sister not his parents.

* He says he did not beat down 30 guys at once he raped more than 30 boys over the last year.

* He says he does not have a sister, but reveals it on a video about who brett keane is, and have no relation to the video. Which is where the incest jokes come in.
Typical words he uses:

"Yeah, um, yeah, I'm like going to intellectual checkmate you".

"Verbal Bitchslap".

"I used anonymous like a condom".

"Smugfag is smug".

"I hate niggers".

"I see you later folks, bye bye(smugsmile)". (After thinking he won a ebattle).

"I don't use steriods, baaaaw".

"ATTENTION... I AM POSTING A LINK OF THE EXACT SAME SHIT YOU JUST WATCHED ME SPEW OUT OF MY MOUTH. I AM DOING SO BECAUSE I THINK WHAT I SAID IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU MUST READ IT TWICE INORDER TO RELIVE IT TO UNDERSTAND THE DEPTH OF INFORMATION I AM PLACING ON YOU" -Smugfag(or at least it sounds like him)

He does not believe in satire.

Myths About Goronchev

Myth: "Goronchev doesn't work for his parents" This one is false. Goronchev actually caught his cancer from his dead mother (Lulz, Smugfag haets when u insult his condition). So because he is a sex slave to his father, he stays there and works.

Myth: "Goronchev actually had sex this one time" This is also false. He is a ginger and they only reproduce by mitosis, not meiosis. So scientifically it's impossible if a woman were to say, be lured into his hive, he couldn't do much more than maybe show her his dildo.

Myth: "Goronchev is NOT a gay pedophile" This one is also false. We have the pictures, videos, and eye witness testimonies to prove it. Click here to see it.

Myth: "Goronchev isn't sick" The fact of the matter is that he is. He is suffering from leukemia and is slowly but surely losing his hair. Without his hat he looks like Frankenstein/That Bald Rapist in Prison. Though he said we cannot remove him from the internets, his cancer will surely can.

Myth: "Goronchev has a dick" This one is empirically untrue. Looking at his blog we see that he used a dildo to fake his penis length. Obviously, pics or it didn't happen.

Myth: "Goronchev cares about black people" This is not true. Lets look at a few quotes from his pos youtube vids:




A half ape, half human creature devolved from chimpanzees, who eats fried chicken, watermelon, and collared greens, write songs about raping white woman and stealing welfare checks from grandmothers...Niggers are lazy, dumb, and worst of all smell after taking a shower...Jews are a subhuman species...Jews did the World Trade Center attacks...I have no penis



—Smugfag

So goronchev smug fag troll.
goronchev smug fag troll by benos October 18, 2008