Touchylittlecant

someone so shallow that he concludes that because a insult was not cited in accordance with the Harvard Reference system it somehow reduces the appropriateness of the truth to which it implies.

"Mmm...Stephen. Insults page IV. For everyone else stuck for something.... "oh shut up you touchylittleCant

by funjy December 13, 2009

touchfeel

A last defense in a dis battle. After your all out of comebacks, if you have absolutely nothing, you can rely on this one. Either your opponent will stop what he is doing rendered completely brain dead or will burst out laughing at the stupidity you just uttered. Commonly used while gaming and getting your ass handed to you.

Joe, why cant you kill anyone, your playing like a retarded gorilla. Fuck you ya fucken...uuuuh, touchfeel.

by Zycon December 9, 2007

touch-explosives

explosives that are friction activated

mix and dry iodine and amonia to get touch-explosives

by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009

Touchfended

The feeling you get when you are simultaneously moved emotionally and a little insulted.

The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"

When he said he read some bad poetry and thought of me, I was understandably touchfended.

by -=DC=- February 24, 2011

toucey

any body part that is commonly shaved. depending on the context it can be used in several ways, ussualy in a joking way.

c'mon jake put away your toucey.

sometimes i touch her toucey when im bored.

by Tradesles April 20, 2011

Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013

"Touch of Gray" Syndrome

The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .

"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."

by flowtrees December 14, 2014