turning tim

When your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off... usually you turn slightly so she doesn't touch your penis by accident and catches you

I pulled a turning tim and jizzed all over her leg

by Watty June 9, 2004

Wanna tim tam?

An offering of a legendeay scrumptious aussie chocolate biscuit in order to relieve the embarassment of a person who has said somethign really lame.

" (some realy badass joke)"
"mmm,Wanna tim tam?"

by Angie G August 26, 2003

Lul Tim

The Homie that we all need. He killed a rapper named king Von for touching his mans Quando Rondo at a club in ATL.

Person 1: yo don’t touch that nigga his mans gone lul tim you!

Person 2: man Fuck that *punches male*
Person 2: *gets shot 5 times”

by anonymous June 5, 2022

sneaky tim

The act if going home with a girl only to find out that her roomeate is hotter. After coming up with a plan to leave the premises and the date, you find a way to sneak back into the house to hook up with the said hot roomate.

I had a great night, I went home with Mary, but her roomate Angel and decided it was a perfect time to pull the Sneaky Tim.

by Jasper6969 July 30, 2006

pull a Tim

To borrow a book (generally a textbook) immediately prior to disappearing for a long period of time. This often causes stress and concern for the original owner of the book, as he is unable to complete his assignment on time.

Steve: "Hey, can I work with you on the Space Sciences work tonight?"
Face: "Sorry, but I don't have my book any more. TJ decided to pull a Tim before disappearing off to the West Coast all week."

by Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck February 28, 2007

father tim

A priest that will stop at nothing to rape children.

Father Tim is coming for me!

by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014

Fat Tim

The Fattest guy in the shop with the smallest pecker

Did you see Fat Tim this morning. Must suck to be so pitiful

by FatTimnemesis February 18, 2019