TikTok

Chinese spyware that collects data from weirdos who enjoy watching e-girls "dancing".

The trends that come from this app make me think that Charles Darwin was talking out of his ass, because otherwise these retards would've died years ago.

The app is basically used by dumbasses who can only count to the number 2. The posts are made by talentless idiots who realised they can get rich quick off of people whose skulls are so thick their thoughts are soundproof.

Some Fucktard: Did you see the new TikTok?

Me: No, I'm busy filling in the mandatory example section of this stupid Urban Dictionary post.

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

TikTok Brain Cancer

A part of TikTok so weird and deranged that it forms brain tumors. Example: Conspiracy theories, Racialism, Racism, Brainrot, Cringe and uncanny valley.

Bro my fyp is just TikTok brain cancer wtf.

Johnny probably has TikTok brain cancer.

by Delusionally July 20, 2024

tiktok

noise a clock is thought to make

tiktok tiktok

by anonymous August 4, 2024

Tiktok lingo

Someone who only uses tiktok catchphrases or dumbass slang words. These people are almost impossible to talk to without getting mad or being confused by what they just said

Person 1: Bro, I got 5 likes... I literally have 20,000 followers.
Person 2: Damn bruh... just put the fries in the bag already.
Person 1: What the fuck? What does that mean? I don't even work with fast food...
Person 2: Erm... I didn't order a yappaccino. Pack it up dawg.
Person 1: Are you okay??? What is this gibberish.. is it Tiktok lingo?
Person 2: Ain't no way bro don't know what I'm spittin'... yup, he's cooked.

by roskvlls August 11, 2024

tiktok election

This is the tiktok election - powers of the social media platform are going to ride our first woman into The White House in 2024.

Everyone began working the tiktok election once the candidates were switched.

by jmacofearth August 14, 2024

TikTokTillian

A TikTokTillian is a person that lives on TikTok. A moron that repeats everything they hear on TikTok like "gaslighting" and "narcissist" etc. Also those idiots that do their stupid dance videos in crosswalks and almost get hit by cars, or on sidewalks interfering w pedestrian traffic. Basically, someone who's whole life revolves around TikTok.

Oh, wow, look at that TikTokTillian making a dance video in the middle of the road.

by Brainsick August 17, 2024

Tiktoked

When you recieve misinformation from tiktok and believe it to be the truth

Friend 1 : "Did you know people in Nottingham have pet tigers"
Friend 2 : "Really?"
Friend 1 : "Yeah I saw it on tiktok"
Friend 2: "I think you've been tiktoked lad"

by Doggy23848 February 26, 2024