a teenager is someone who is either loathing someone, thinking overobsessively about someone, or a heroine addict cuz it's only $10 a bag.
by Bobby Jo February 27, 2005
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1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
by Phaenixdrools December 10, 2006
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a show that maney do not like because they are to sophisticated and intellegent.I was reading difenitions four pages ago, people said ATHF was a stoner show or for 11 year olds who wanna be cool. They said it was strange and random. They said people only liked because it airs so late and they are half asleep. But now everyone leaves cool defs., cuz those pruney old bitches realized that they were makeing dumb asses of them selves.
1. I don't smoke pot and never will
2.I watch it on DVD at 6 o'clock and it's STILL good
3. I'm not 11, I'm 15, I watch the show with my older freinds and sometimes with my DAD who is 40
4. Random is not a complement, stop useing it that way. OHHHH, jhony u r sooo random. ATHF is anything but random. It may be a little eccentric, but not RANDOM.
5.Err does NOT look like a WMD! Probably some nervouse old ladey who has 911 on speed dial: No person with any tech experience sees a LED light board and thinks it's a bomb. They were 5 millimeters thick with a couple of D-batteries stapeled to them! WHERE ARE THE EXPLOSIVES KEPT?!
In conclusion, ATHF is usally liked by those who are not bland posers with sticks up their ass. These people are real to them selves and admitt that they like something, even though others may tell them that makes them immature low life scum.
1. I don't smoke pot and never will
2.I watch it on DVD at 6 o'clock and it's STILL good
3. I'm not 11, I'm 15, I watch the show with my older freinds and sometimes with my DAD who is 40
4. Random is not a complement, stop useing it that way. OHHHH, jhony u r sooo random. ATHF is anything but random. It may be a little eccentric, but not RANDOM.
5.Err does NOT look like a WMD! Probably some nervouse old ladey who has 911 on speed dial: No person with any tech experience sees a LED light board and thinks it's a bomb. They were 5 millimeters thick with a couple of D-batteries stapeled to them! WHERE ARE THE EXPLOSIVES KEPT?!
In conclusion, ATHF is usally liked by those who are not bland posers with sticks up their ass. These people are real to them selves and admitt that they like something, even though others may tell them that makes them immature low life scum.
Fred: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is for stoned insomniac pussies
Bob: just a minnute while I grab a moon rock, nerd
*vigorus moon-spanking ensues*
Bob: just a minnute while I grab a moon rock, nerd
*vigorus moon-spanking ensues*
by $@M December 9, 2008
Get the Aqua Teen Hunger Force mug.what they said..but i beg to differ in that how am i stupid in wanting my independence and freedom? i am a person ya know!
"MY opinion is RIGHT and i WILL prove you WRONG no matter what it takes b/c i have the proof!"
~i still dont see how that's wrong tho.~
~i still dont see how that's wrong tho.~
by jenn March 16, 2005
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The most effective way to prevent this is not condoms but fat ugly girls/beasts, and lots of em.
See Elyse, and ugly.
The most effective way to prevent this is not condoms but fat ugly girls/beasts, and lots of em.
See Elyse, and ugly.
by Cock Toad May 11, 2004
Get the Teen-Pregnancy mug.A person that is lazy, has no respect for their management, who complains when they have to work, someone who becomes a liar when they did something they say they didn't do.
by Joy H. September 13, 2006
Get the teen employee mug.Under its original spelling Philistine, it's defined as those who are smug, ignorant and indifferent to intellectual pursuits.
"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.
Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.
"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.
Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.
That PT told my girlfriend that most babies are annoying and that she wants to smack their faces off sometimes. Phyllis-teen then told her that she'd consider getting preggo so her BF would have to marry her...or pay child support.
by StynkStar August 11, 2006
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