Taking My Talents to South Beach 

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking My Talents to South Beach by El Tren July 21, 2010

taking a piss 

urinating. Not to be confused with "taking the piss"

Where's Jeff?

Taking a piss.

taking a piss by steveh7 September 30, 2009

taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town 

Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.

She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"

taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town by Kyle February 12, 2003

taking someone's flower 

to take someone's virginity

taking someone's flower: He took my flower when I was 16

taking someone's flower by dogluvr October 21, 2010

taking me to church 

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

taking me to church by Herr Neal March 4, 2015

taking a shower  

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

taking a shower by annacakes January 17, 2009

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool 

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.

Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006