Table

not a noun but an adjective

used to describe something that is particularly cool and brilliant

"Hey your new mobile phone is so table, dude!"

"SPIN 1038'S Breakfast Xpress with Joe and Keith is the most table radio show in Dublin Ireland, man!"

by Aideen SPIN 1038 August 30, 2007

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005

tabernacle

To obtain beer by mis pour or mis direction whilefulfilling your proffesional duties.

mifanway..... TABERNACLE!! or dude is that my tabernacle??

by Jack the sacked May 5, 2006

row 2 table 1

The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.

Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"

Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)

Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"

by Dick Van Dyke April 20, 2005

Tabersnack

Another word for repulsive.
Can also be replaced by OR NOT.

Girl 1 : TABERSNACK to your dress.
Girl 2 : TABERSNACK to your hair.
Girl 3 : FACKING TABERSNACK to your FACE.

by Chelseytoocoolforyou April 20, 2008

Table Eater

An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.

Hey man, I was watching some Table Eater porn yesterday.

by EpicXMoo June 7, 2011

Beer Pong Tables

Beer pong table is one of two things. You can use a regular old table to play the world wide known game beer pong. Or you can play on one of the finest beer pong tables in the world from http://www.propongtables.com

I heard that pro pong Beer Pong Tables are the finest Pong Tables around

by Pro Pong Tables October 26, 2008