stoneritis

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010

stoner swipe

When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.

Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.

by zipideedoohdah January 14, 2010

snoverkill

Having a lot of snow in an area that normally gets very little snow and is ill-equipped to deal with it, then getting another snow storm right after things are beginning to return to normal.

I was finally able to dig my car out and here comes another foot of snow tonight. Enough with the snoverkill already!

by tr_buckaroo February 9, 2010

Stokerian

n. A fan, follower, or student of Abraham "Bram" Stoker and who is enamored with his works, especially "Dracula."

"Excuse me! Who are you calling a Twitard? I am a bonafide Stokerian!"

by SpencerFlippinReid March 8, 2010

Stonerly

Involving, but not limited to, the the actions partaken by one who has injested tetrahydracannibol via the Marijuana plant.

He lives in a stonerly manner.
Caroline would think Jamie lives a stonerly life.

by Milestoner July 20, 2010

stonerfruit

A gay dude that smoke the maryjane.

A: "Haha they call you peaches?"
B: "OMG THAT'S THE PERFECT NICKNAME FOR ME!!"
A: "Oh... that's cool. I'm more of a plum, but peaches and plums are both stonefruits.
B: "uhh..."
A: "HEY didn't you used to smoke? Oh and you're gay... so ... does that make you a STONERfruit?"
B: O.o

by Phillip Yœrass July 23, 2010

Stoner Vaporizer

It is a makeshift Vaporizer that consists of a normal bong and a blow dryer (hair dryer).

You pack your substance into the bong like normal, but instead of using a lighter, you use the blow dryer to "vaporize" the substance.

This is normally used when a stoner watches Manswers and realizes that the best way to get high is through vaporizer, but is to broke for a real vaporizer.

My, Stoner Vaporizer rips like a beat... I was as higher then i have ever been!!

by Go Google It! November 17, 2010