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Squirt Sheets
Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
Squirt Sheets by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
Call sheet
A outlined schedule for the crew on a film set. It helps them understand what shots they need to get, side tasks, etc.
Call sheet by Quinnnnnnn September 9, 2025
fitted sheet syndrome
when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
fitted sheet syndrome by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
Excel sheet attraction
Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
Excel sheet attraction by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Jason Sheets
The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.
Jason Sheets by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025