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Ron Senior 

A name given to somebody (Pronounced as "Ronsenior", like its one word) Who fits the following categories:

1. Must have appeared on Jeremy Kyle, Or any equivalent.

2. Must Answer all questions with "Yes Lady" and "No Sir", Brainwash as appropriate.

3. Must Have stolen at least 25k (Preferably 40k) from a close family member.

Anybody called a Ronsenior is a genius by his own wit and expertise in cunning.

A: Dude Your such a Ron Senior
B: Lol! I know!
Ron Senior by Stoaty-Fox March 23, 2009
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EPIC Senior 

A college undergraduate 7th year, or more, senior
Do any of you want to date a Epic Senior?
EPIC Senior by Watson42 October 17, 2011

SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)

Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.
In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc

Dave Senior Tyee 

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.
Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"
Dave Senior Tyee by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

frank senior 

That guy must have a Frank Senior
frank senior by FRANK SENIOR May 10, 2018

best senior engineer in the world 

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession
My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

Junior Senior Sales

A salesman in charge of a team without being given any privileges, authority or respect by the directors, other senior salesmanor even his team
Congratulations on your 'promotion' to junior senior sales
Junior Senior Sales by McBareback December 18, 2018