Scatemojical Dysphoria

Noun - A condition where one is self-conscious because they believe their poop is supposed to be the same consistency as a 💩 emoji.

She wouldn’t poop in any toilet outside of her home because she had scatemojical dysphoria.

by Jazzdrummer1 May 18, 2019

Seateater

A lesser bootlicker, or someone who defends a gaming youtuber way too hard.

"Even though ProJared is obviously a bad person, Johnny proceeded to be a seateater and defend his ass."

by iamjonstewart June 15, 2019

skate poser

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park

ha look at that skate poser

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

Skateboard

Scale

"Hey bro you got a skateboard I can use real quick?"

For what?

I need to weight some stamps.

by Blessed_Gemini August 25, 2019

skate cash

A large amount of money, usually in the form of spare, disposable income

He has skate cash for a nice two bed

by Exquisite Cadaver October 22, 2019

skate cash

A large amount of money, usually in the form of spare, disposable income

He has skate cash for a nice two bed

by Exquisite Cadaver October 22, 2019

Salted Yogurt

nut

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.

by Hdheje October 30, 2019