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a demon baby that is always snaking in front of the beloved skater kids
scooter kid *exists*

skaters *shook*
by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

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A 47 year old mom from texas who pulls up in her black SUV, soccer moms usually push their kids to be the best little soccer star you could ever be they usually have a terrible looking pixie cut and her little girl/boy knows but they cannot tell mom cause she is gonna pull out the belt so be cautious her name is probably along the lines of Susan Barbra or Carol her loving husband is probably named David or Mitch and only wants her for her money her oldest 19 yo daughter Sarah is making on the ‘‘world cup’’ when it’s really the finals of the game cause you know he secretly is on a high dose of weed and beer from all those pubs but she loves her husband and when little Jimmy gets fruit snacks at the end of the game
wow that soccer mom loves her kids
by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

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why are you looking this up you pedo go look at something else
stop having sex in my closet
by chickenpie747 June 05, 2019

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Gae
a insult you say to someone on roblox when gay is hashtagged out
ur mom gae
by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

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a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park
ha look at that skate poser
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by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

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