Alabama Poutine

Cum covered French fries

“I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of cum covered fries” “wait you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine”

by Raymond Somer March 28, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.

Simple and classic American delicacy.

Andrew: “you telling me you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine?”

by ybell March 28, 2024

Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.

“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”

by hotty-mcbody April 1, 2024

Alabama Poutine

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.

"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"

by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it

"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"

by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024

Pumpkin Patina Palpatine

Trump

T-Bone: You hear the latest?

Me: About what?

T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!

by TheCav February 16, 2025

Skawompusly Puhtinkoed

Messed up, completely out of order, fucked up, how things shouldn't be, exactly how you don't want things to be, exactly how you don't want things to go

Hey, isn't that so Skawompusly Puhtinkoed that we have to do a urine test?

by Anjaconda March 25, 2026