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pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)
"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."
by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010
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standby pussy

1.Used to describe a woman who you can have potential sex with but you can't screw her at the moment because she has a boyfriend, or lives far away, etc. so you put her on "standby" while you go have fun with some other females.

2. Basically a rebound girl.
Bruce: "Ey Ozzy, did you screw that mexican chick yet?"

Ozzy:"No bro, she's "standby pussy"; she's got a boyfriend, I'm gonna fuck her later and in the meantime I'm gonna get at these other bitches!!!"
by Kujia November 14, 2009
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Witchcraft pussy

A pussy that is so good you cum extremely fast. The pussy is so good that there's no explanation for it.
I fucked a girl with witchcraft pussy and came in 12 seconds.
by dillehsm14 September 14, 2016
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Wired Pussy

Lesbian electro sex and bondage with wet orgasms and fisting.
Dina experienced wired pussy when was put in her place by the wickedly cruel mistress who inflicted pain and pleasure upon her through fucking implements that shocked her until she came in wet ecstasy.
by rollergirl February 13, 2014
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Cappin for pussy

When a man changes his personality and acts different around a female in order to win favor with her in hopes of getting with her
Damn Elijah, why're you acting like this, you're really cappin for pussy
by elijahmullinramirez May 21, 2019
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pussy warrior

A person who will do anything for pussy.

One who uses military tactics to get pussy.

Someone who fight for the right of pussy samples.

Me.

One who puts pussy above all other things and people.

One who will seize pussy without thought or care for law.

Not YoungThug.

Not booty warriors.

Those who know that booty warriors fight for male booty and are led by Fleece Johnson, the original booty warrior.

A.K.A. PW

Knows pussy is God given.

Pimps.

Pussy watchers.

People with pussy flavored watches.

People who dream for pussy.

Person who is willing to sell their house for a taste of pussy at anytime.

Will obtain pussy in any form, style, fashion, lie, job, idea, position, life, death, pregnancy, dance, language,

influence, etc.

Will sing for pussy.

Do anything possible and impossible to get pussy.

When they walk down the road wives, nuns, sluts, teachers, cops, gangsters, hippies, hobos, blind, deaf, mute, retarded, midgets, crackheads, business, smart, scientist, pornstars, aliens, all that shit will strip naked and ride your dick to the sunset.

I could keep on but i dont want to have a list that takes 5 hours to read.
Guy 1:"I sold my soul for pussy"
Guy 2:"Why dumbass"
Guy 1:"Cause im a pussy warrior the fuck you mean bitch"
by The Pimpmobile September 20, 2014
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water pussy

Vagina that smells like roses and taste like Fiji water
That white bitch got some crazy ass water pussy...by the way that's a thing
by Nealemilee September 3, 2017
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