cuddle punch

When you are holding and loving and squeezing someone but you just have to punch them in their whore mouth.

Andy and Phil were playing hockey against each other, and even though they loved each other very much, they locked up and cuddle punched each other. Gently.

by aim.low April 4, 2014

Dick fart-punch

When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.

Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.

by Planet Ryon December 2, 2010

punch and judy

the act of shitting on a coffee table for sexual gratification. 45_

You must have seen the film blah blah blah

by Gosport Gonzo March 3, 2004

Falcon Punch

The cure to teen pregnancy.

Girl: I’m pregnant!

Guy: O Rly?!

Girl: Ya Rly!

Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!

Girl: OMG Noooooo

Guy: K thx bye (runs)

by JokerBoody August 8, 2008

punch bowl

When a female leaves blood from her period in the toilet.

I went to go pee this morning and Annie left me a punch bowl

by foufifoufi September 5, 2007

punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!

by Estep March 30, 2009

Jersey Punch

One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.

Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010