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pounding the porpoise 

To jerk off. To masturbate. To stroke one's own cock (usually with much vigor).
Damn, my cock is sore! Since Sara shot me down, I've been pounding the porpoise to an old Hustler. I really need to get me some for-real nookie!
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forty pounder 

A large cannon, typically used during the American Civil War
"But when he put his arm around 'er,
He smiled fierce as a forty pounder..." ~Dixie (song)

Ass pounders 2 

A sexual show not for kids so fuck off
Son :Dady can i watch ass pounders 2

Dad:no fuck off

Plunderwear 

Sexy undergarments worn by wenches for their captains.
"Hey baby, I bought some cute plunderwear for later."
Plunderwear by Ailuridae January 23, 2010

poon pond 

the wet patch left on your sheets after you fuck a chick; female ejaculation on your bed sheets
"You should have seen the poon pond Jessica left on my couch last night".
poon pond by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

laughing off the pounds 

Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds
The video of a dancing cat was so funny that I felt as if I had lost ten pounds after laughing at it, so I sent it to my friend who replied LOP (laughing off the pounds), indicating that she felt the same as I about the dancing cat video.
Word of the Day on February 13, 2018