by Pound caker April 5, 2017

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.
by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020

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by validddddd September 20, 2023

When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.
by Slick Mickey November 6, 2015
